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An Ass Short Story to introduce myself
Hello guys im a Titass Writer but i hope you won't misunderstand me. I don't write short stories only about Tits and Asses. I've just written this one.Click on the link below and watch the video trailer i made to promote it. There you will find also the link to read it.
http://youtu.be/swf5GtBUsSo
i will be honoured to have your opinions
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I dont have Adobe Flash to watch the video trailer.
If the pictures on the right of the web page are anything to go by.
Could be interesting. WooLala.
I've no idea what those are. Do you mean birds and animals simliar to donkeys?
Same as francis. No can do.
Best of luck.
(It's also nice to hang around and get to know people a bit before posting your link, but hopefully you'll settle in now)
It's my middle name.
I was reminded of the title of the first novel in the Gormenghast series, then remembered my better half's oft asked question..do you think that is appropriate Shaun?
I guess the answer would be No as usual :-)
personally, I can't be assed.
Hee Haw Hee Haw ...
http://www.carouselgardens.net/photogallery/photo7471/donkey6.gif
I'm glad I wasn't one in them days. Or now mind.
If they had offered chip's I dont think there would have been so much left overs.
I'd go for that too,BB.
(Don't look at me, I didn't write them...)
Don't know who you are struggling to be, 'titass writer', and I'm far from prudish, but that link and its connotations/supposed links are wasted on here; why not link up to the soft porn sites, if that's your market? Baffled me...
Chocolate seems to get most of the juices flowing around here.
Ditto
[quote=B L Zebub]Don't know who you are struggling to be, 'titass writer', and I'm far from prudish[/quote]
Ditto
I like a bit of naughty panto type banter but thats as far as it goes for me. At my age.
Dont talk about chocolate, I've eaten more af that stuff sinse I,ve been nosing
in the threads here than I have ever done, and with the boxes being so inexpensive
...Have put on 2kg...I'm going to stop tomorrow...I said that yesterday but I mean it today.
Just on way out to see if there's any of those big tins of quality street/roses/heroes etc left !
:)
Had a lovely big box of Dairy Milk and a bottle of BushMills whisky left in the stock lorry by the market auctioneer yesterday, so havn't stopped just yet.
Not sure that's quite what TB is for!
http://www.youtube.com/titsaphorisms
We are generally very friendly, but we often have people sign up to Talkback just to advertise their book and/or promote themselves and or/their websites and have absolutely no intention of ever taking part in the life of the forum.
They launch right in 'promoting' which immediately rings warning bells. As a consequence many members can be less than polite.
The writers here are very different and we all try and limit the offence we could inadvertantly give by not considering what we give links to, and if it includes something that could be offensive/upsetting because of the subject matter we've found it advisable to add a brief warning message.
I hope this helps you understand why you may be receiving unexpected remarks.
You could not be more wrong.
The Ladies and gentlemen in here are more than tolerant. Believe me, I know. All the best.
If you can't tolerate this kind of behaviour, you ain't lived
"burps farts and leaves"
Sink it
sit on it everyone
yaaaaaaaaaaay
Happy Christmas!
p.s. Learn to read before criticize
Although the vast majority of us here do have a very wide acceptance of various literary genres (and several members also write Erotica, too),, the impression you've created here is one of acute flippancy in attitude to sex, and particularly, a total lack of respect to the female members of this very worthwhile forum by simply & constantly chucking the words "tit" and "ass" about so carelessly - as if deliberately trying to provoke bad reaction, as only a very immature person might. I couldn't tell your rough age from your YouTube video clip, but let's face it - giggle aside - it wouldn't impress any sex-film moguls, eh? Definitely a case of "How Not To Impress The Judges", I'm afraid... ;-)
The point here, TW, is that if you want to have a good, worthwhile interaction with constructive criticism and valid input - particularly if you might like some friendly and accurate advice from the ladies - you should treat the forum members with a little more respect, and a great deal less brashness & rudeness. I sincerely recommend you read, digest and perhaps gain inspiration from the author Eric Van Lustbader's "The Ninja" series of books - now, THERE'S a good mixture of martial arts, magic, and no-holds-barred unadulterated SEX! You'll be amazed by his style and ability to blow your mind and arouse...'interest'...without the "tabloid"-style slap-in-the-face approach you've adopted here.
I know I blew a gasket, back up the thread a bit, but I sincerely hope you'll accept & digest these comments as FRIENDLY advice, and reconsider your approach to the sexual fantasy genre; let's face it, we can ALL fantasise about what we'd like to experience - maybe we've even lived the fantasies (I'm saying nowt about mine!!! :-) ) - but the real art of presentation of such stories is in quality delivery, not a wet kipper across the mush!
Give it a try, eh, TW? It'll do you a world of good - promise! ;-)
Happy writing!