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I have been wax injecting a Triumph Stag over the weekend and got pretty covered in the stuff. While talking to my dearest friend about the job I quipped that I was as 'Greasy as an Italian car salesman'. Which she found quite amusing.
And this got me thinking of other silly 'As..., as a ...' which have come into parlance or just pop up in conversation.
My current fave is used to illustrate my harmonica playing..'I am as musical as sand-paper'
So without getting too offensive.. lets have yours. Daft as a brush, Silly as a box of frogs, organised as a tossed salad..