URGENT : Email address for Jonathan Telfer please ?

edited June 2012 in - WM and WN
Could someone tell me Jonathan Telfer's email address please ?

There are phone numbers on WM/WM site but only emails for other staff.

Thanks

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  • edited June 2012
    jtelfer@writersnews.co.uk

    this is given in the magazine.
  • Thanks Carol.
  • I have him down in my little black book as

    "Jonfun"

    :)

    make of that what you will.
  • He'll always be willy dot com to me.
  • A dotty willy?

    Partial to a bit of spotted dick toad in the hole?
  • Gross !

    Message to webbo : please remove this fred before it gets out of control
    ;)
  • Too late...
  • "runs after thread but it keeps

    slipping

    ooot

    me

    'ands"
  • *grabs Webbo and shouts for Willy*
  • Think this is the only answer Lexia:
    [quote=lexia]please remove this ENTIRE FORUM before it gets out of control [/quote]
    ;)
  • Hey! He's messing with the posts. Lexia never said that! Down with editorialising moderators! o__O

    (If you were going to change what people said, I'm sure there were other posts in this fred you could...should?... have changed. ;) )
  • OH NO ! That's too drastic Webbo !

    There are many of us who could not get through daily without this forum.
    Just got your mail so you may delete the THREAD only :)
  • *waves needle in air*

    I need this thread!
  • [quote=Nena]Down with editorialising moderators![/quote]

    I'll vote for that.
  • [quote=Baggy Books]*waves needle in air*I need this thread!
    [/quote]


    "sucks on end of cotton"
  • *wonders where I can get a camel from*
  • Mustapha has been available for weeks now, Baggy.
  • [quote=snailmale]Mustapha has been available for weeks now, Baggy.[/quote]

    As in "Mustapha pee", snailmale?
  • * Raises eyebrow, curls lip,otherwise refrains from comment.*
  • For those of us not informed of the facts about the real Mustapha Kamel, he is now retired from sprinting in the 100 and 200 metres so will not be at the Olympics this year.


    Here is a joke to compensate for any TB'ers who were planning to make a 'killing' from Mustapha jokes over the Olympic period :

    A tourist visiting Egypt is wandering through a town, when he happens
    upon an Arab washing his camel. He watches the Arab fondle the camel's
    testicles as he announces the time to a passerby. In awe, the tourist
    watches the Arab. Another person stops to ask the Arab the time and
    again he massages and fondles the testicles. After he again tells the
    time, the tourist is completely flabbergasted. He watches him then for
    an hour as people go up to him for the time and with each one, he
    fondles the camel's testicles!
    The tourist finally had to know. He went up to the Arab and said,
    "Excuse me, sir, but I couldn't help but notice that you can get the
    time just by feeling your camel's testicles! How do you do it?"
    "Quite simple. Bend down."
    The tourist bends down, as the Arab pushes the testicles out of the
    way and says, "Do you see that clock over there?"

    and a poem :

    The sex life of the camel
    Is not as dull as one thinks
    For in moments of animal passion,
    He makes crude attempts at the Sphinx.
    But the Sphinx's posterior passage
    Is clogged with the sands of the Nile,
    Which accounts for the hump on the camel,
    And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile.

    :) :) :)
  • edited June 2012
    :)

    I used to recite a slightly raunchier version of the verse when I was a teenager. Glad to see it's stood the test of time.
  • [quote=liz young]As in "Mustapha pee", snailmale?[/quote] [quote=snailmale]* Raises eyebrow, curls lip,otherwise refrains from comment.*[/quote]

    Look, snail - that wasn't even an original groan joke. My Pa used to drag that old chestnut out all the time, and had a field day when I went out for a few months with a Persian lad.
  • I was just treating it with the contempt you'd expect Liz y :)
  • Where's our Jonfun and his spotted willy gone?
  • *enters thread, tuts and leaves *
  • I know Lexia. He's loved and left us it seems.

    Naughty Jonfun.
  • *wonders why the leaves are tutting*

    WILLY! Get your spots on this thread. NOW!
  • dora, I was tutting at YOU not at the fact that webbo is not here !

    BB - really ! Have a bit of decorum will ya !!!
  • *scratches bum*

    Sorry.
  • nooooo, lexia, really?

    last time someone tutted at me we ended up in .... hmm, best not say
  • love ? cognito ? separable ? advertently ? bed ?
  • PER

    REECE

    ON

    Thems suits with the arrows on were a right itch fest, I can tell 'ee.
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