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Loving all this - you lot have come up with a scarily impressive list of suggestions. Hope they'll spark a lot of short stories - these ideas are too good to waste. What about entering WM's crime writing short story comp? Deadline's 15 August.
Hi! I'm new to all this communication stuff, how ever, I have sent in a murderous suggestion but have not seen it posted yet.Hope I'm doing things right.Some vivide entries so far.
Hi, Francis. Welcome to Talkback. According to your Account/Profile, your above post is the only one you've made. Why not introduce yourself on a new thread under Welcome Writers and tell us your writing and reading genres.
J.M thank you for the kind reply.Please excuse my ignorance but how do I get to Welcome Writers and what do you mean by a new thread.When I finish work I will do my best to get there.Look forward to it.x.
Hi francis, to send in a murderous suggestion just do exactly as you have done in your two previous posts (the name for the messages you've typed up there on this page) but tell us your murderous suggestion!
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Iwould make a very small hole in an egg inject some cianide and seal it up place it back in the fridge.
I have a few ideas in mind how this will start and end with a tiwsty bits of course.
Apart from that, it would be extremly difficult to poison anyone from a mining community due to their incredibly well-tuned immunity to all things that would cause us to vomit at the thought. Rats, for example. You don't see many rats around Wakefield or Doncaster, but you can find many millions of tiny bones in those really big hills that they made from that black stuff.
[quote=Gully]Ahem, STf, the "Town of Yorkshire" is a clear indication that you might generally need to pay more attention during your Geography classes. [/quote] I was too busy planning a death to pay much attention in class, Gully.
You wouldn't like my school Jay. I don't. Yes, I should be doing homework right now but guess what? Im on Talkback planning deaths instead.
I'm glad I'm not my mum too. Would you believe in school I'm the quiet boy who keeps his head down and gets on with his work? (Most of the time anyway. If Im not doing school work Im writing)
May I suggest finding the person causing the stress in your life and do the following...
Tie them to the front of a train or if you don't have one your car. Then take a relaxing drive going up and down all the hills and tight turns you can find. If they don't die of fright and call the police... leg it!
I've read some of your stories Lily so I would hate to cause you stress. I can remember reading a quote that would be perfect write now. "Never annoy a writer. You may end up in one of their books." Something like that.
serve up undercooked chicken that has been sat in the the sun all afternoon,from a summer barbie to the person you want to get rid of. Smother it in barbecue sauce/marinade so they don't notice the blood oozing out. Follow it up with other dodgy foods (Underdone burgers, salad washed in ecoli solution, sausages that are slightly off etc). If you get them thoroughly drunk as well you stan two chances - choking in their own vomit, or really severe food poisoning - which they are too drunk to realise they've got.
Morning Webbo
I have just been to have a look in Talkback and came to a usful bit for me. New to wtiting
and the web address when I tried it the page that appeared said it was not available any more.
If it has been removed is there another I can try.Ta.
Francis what was the web address/thread you were looking at?
Sometimes ages after a web address get posted here the source can move the item, the item is only there for a certain time anyway, it may have since gone behind a paywall, or there may have been a cut-off date and it's been removed.
Well, I've been reading and enjoying this while waiting for something this morning. And to the person who suggested fine, ground glass, you can get that in an Etch-a-Sketch. I let my daughter play with the one I had as a child, until I noticed a grey powder leaking round the controls - I phoned them up and they said it was harmful, ground glass, and to throw it away and they'd send her a new one. I declined, as it had served its time - a good 30 years!
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no doubt that will include yet another murder?
I have a few ideas in mind how this will start and end with a tiwsty bits of course.
Perhaps under a pseudonym as it might be used as evidence at his trial!
You've been reading one of my stories!
Edit: Posted at the same time as Gully's post above.
That really made me laugh, Stf! You're on a roll with this thread - love it! (But sort of glad I'm not your mum.) :)
You wouldn't like my school Jay. I don't. Yes, I should be doing homework right now but guess what? Im on Talkback planning deaths instead.
I'm glad I'm not my mum too. Would you believe in school I'm the quiet boy who keeps his head down and gets on with his work? (Most of the time anyway. If Im not doing school work Im writing)
Maybe I meant something other than the obvious. (;
May I suggest finding the person causing the stress in your life and do the following...
Tie them to the front of a train or if you don't have one your car. Then take a relaxing drive going up and down all the hills and tight turns you can find. If they don't die of fright and call the police... leg it!
Actually I have a great many noxious methods in mind for this thread, but they're all assigned to upcoming stories. :)
I've read some of your stories Lily so I would hate to cause you stress. I can remember reading a quote that would be perfect write now. "Never annoy a writer. You may end up in one of their books." Something like that.
http://www.dorsetwildlifetrust.org.uk/raptorcam.html
Mwhah haha
aha, I see a flaw cath, s'pose your intended victiom hadn't eaten any carrots recently? Hahaaaaaa
I have just been to have a look in Talkback and came to a usful bit for me. New to wtiting
and the web address when I tried it the page that appeared said it was not available any more.
If it has been removed is there another I can try.Ta.
Sometimes ages after a web address get posted here the source can move the item, the item is only there for a certain time anyway, it may have since gone behind a paywall, or there may have been a cut-off date and it's been removed.
Etch-a-Death more like!