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URGENT : Email address for Jonathan Telfer please ?
Could someone tell me Jonathan Telfer's email address please ?
There are phone numbers on WM/WM site but only emails for other staff.
Thanks
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this is given in the magazine.
"Jonfun"
:)
make of that what you will.
Partial to a bit of spotted dick toad in the hole?
Message to webbo : please remove this fred before it gets out of control
;)
slipping
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[quote=lexia]please remove this ENTIRE FORUM before it gets out of control [/quote]
;)
(If you were going to change what people said, I'm sure there were other posts in this fred you could...should?... have changed. ;) )
There are many of us who could not get through daily without this forum.
Just got your mail so you may delete the THREAD only :)
I need this thread!
I'll vote for that.
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"sucks on end of cotton"
As in "Mustapha pee", snailmale?
Here is a joke to compensate for any TB'ers who were planning to make a 'killing' from Mustapha jokes over the Olympic period :
A tourist visiting Egypt is wandering through a town, when he happens
upon an Arab washing his camel. He watches the Arab fondle the camel's
testicles as he announces the time to a passerby. In awe, the tourist
watches the Arab. Another person stops to ask the Arab the time and
again he massages and fondles the testicles. After he again tells the
time, the tourist is completely flabbergasted. He watches him then for
an hour as people go up to him for the time and with each one, he
fondles the camel's testicles!
The tourist finally had to know. He went up to the Arab and said,
"Excuse me, sir, but I couldn't help but notice that you can get the
time just by feeling your camel's testicles! How do you do it?"
"Quite simple. Bend down."
The tourist bends down, as the Arab pushes the testicles out of the
way and says, "Do you see that clock over there?"
and a poem :
The sex life of the camel
Is not as dull as one thinks
For in moments of animal passion,
He makes crude attempts at the Sphinx.
But the Sphinx's posterior passage
Is clogged with the sands of the Nile,
Which accounts for the hump on the camel,
And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile.
:) :) :)
I used to recite a slightly raunchier version of the verse when I was a teenager. Glad to see it's stood the test of time.
Look, snail - that wasn't even an original groan joke. My Pa used to drag that old chestnut out all the time, and had a field day when I went out for a few months with a Persian lad.
Naughty Jonfun.
WILLY! Get your spots on this thread. NOW!
BB - really ! Have a bit of decorum will ya !!!
Sorry.
last time someone tutted at me we ended up in .... hmm, best not say
REECE
ON
Thems suits with the arrows on were a right itch fest, I can tell 'ee.