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Champion Jilly

toothlighttoothlight
edited December 2014 in Writing
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Very proud of Jilly, our Patterdale/Staffie cross. Killed two VERY large adult rats in back garden, past two weeks. PS: Got any good recipes?

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  • snailmalesnailmale
    edited December 2014
    Try Frank Lampard's Book of Festive Feasts, by Nigella Lawson
  • CarolCarol
    edited December 2014
    Snailmale!
  • snailmalesnailmale
    wot?
  • Baggy BooksBaggy Books
    My friend has a Patterdale thingy. She's called Lola. The dog, not the friend.

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  • Baggy BooksBaggy Books
    BTW... I thought this thread was going to be about Jilly Cooper being exposed as a fraud.
  • snailmalesnailmale
    edited December 2014
    Jilly Cooper is Frank Lampard in drag. I thought that was common knowledge.
    He's been writing novels as Jilly Cooper for some years now.
  • Baggy BooksBaggy Books
    Are you sure? Jilly Cooper's old enough to be his mum.
  • LizyLizy
    Well done Jilly - the dog not the person - eliminating rats is a Good Thing.
  • danfangodanfango
    Hmm... recipes involving two rats. Let's see... how about...


    Rat-a-two-ee?


    Sorry, it had to be done.
  • Mrs BearMrs Bear
    Ratafia biscuits? Well done, Jilly. 2 down, 47 million to go - it's a start...
  • BillBill
    Ratatouille?
  • toothlighttoothlight
    Stopped at a service station on the M56 today, and my wife asked why the low hedge had been taken down. Infested with rats came the answer. What a pity, cos we had the answer sitting in the back seat, ready to eat into that 47 million.
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