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It's a really nice bench, great view, and probably replaces the old bench wot people was always trying to nick from me.
MY BENCH
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Well, budge up a bit then. You know how I like to bring up pellets and I don't care where I spit 'em.
(snatches and gulps)
(Burps)
But no to the voles. They give me wind.
But if you'll read me one of your poems, Liz, you may join me.
Mrs B - VERY CLEVER, please move along the bench, everyone, while Mrs B parks
Ok, guess which animal this is - i'll have to remove it before nightfall as it's going in new book as a shape:
Gone! Eaten by... I shan't say a word.
THANK you for sharing, even I I promptly forget it.
You may sit
Actually I put pettel first time but trust me, petals are NOTHING like me pellets.
I like the view from here, it changes every day. Seaside right now, sunny evening, tide's going out, nice breeze. Blue skies overhead and if it were not for they fecky seagulls, life would be perfick.
(watches seagull splat land nearby)
Careful, Mrs Bear, get yer parasol out.
DORA, did YOU write me a poem to get mish to sit there ... or are you just presuming upon our very old and long acquaintance?
Thought so. OK then.