Pun-ishing thread 3

M. Welshman

M. Welshman

If Father Christmas gave his reindeer the sack, it would be Rud-olf him.

dorothyd

but what if he couldn't elf it?

Wordy

But especially if they were all in Rud-elf.

Katy

Ooh, that joke nearly sleigh-ed me...

Jenny

Is anyone stocking up for Christmas?

dorothyd

or is it all wrapped up already?

M. Welshman

Are you going to make your 'presents' known or will you leave that to someone elf?

Carol

And will 'elf and safety need to be involved?

Celtic C

I'm worried about me 'elf - I fink I'm goin' crackers!

cooper

My Christmas lights are on but there's no-one home

cooper

Hey CC you back with us now?

M. Welshman

If you currantly mince around like a Christmas pudding, what's your raisin?

Betsie

Make sure you put some sult ana it.  Shall you be pud ding the presents under the tree?

dorothyd

you're all such cards ...

Betsie

Yeah - s'no(w) joke is it. 

dorothyd

this is a Dickens of a thread

josiehenley

better rein it in dear, might claus offence

[yay for the punishing thread]

dorothyd

any Tiny Tims on TB?

Celtic C

...or ghosts of Christmas Past and Christmas presents?

dorothyd

Tinseltown, anyone?

Celtic C

In the rein deer?

Carol

or stuck up-or down-the chimmney?

dorothyd

sherry this is getting sillier

Betsie

We're all a load of Christmas nuts - shell we keep up the good work?  I'm going up the wall nuts, or maybe go for a pee nuts, those with a cough are chest nuts, I'm not going to ask anyone to own to being a Brazil(ian) nut.

Betsie

Don't do a Christmas sneeze - (c)ashew nut.

dorothyd

let's not mince words

Celtic C

or who knows what we might meat?

dorothyd

Yule love the season(ing)

Jenny

Do you think Yule log on during Christmas?

Celtic C

Think that would be holly appropriate.

Kangaroo

I hope we don't get our tinsel in a knot!

Howard

What a load of old baubles! Only a card like MW would start a hangover from other punishing threads. What's the last day for posting?

M. Welshman

Card eh?  Ho...Ho...Ho...That could be Claus for concern.  But it cuts snow ice with me as I'll keep pun going, however fowl the jokes as I 'm not going to chicken or duck out even if I do get a roasting.

dorothyd

at this rate we'll be sprout(ing) antlers

Celtic C

If you cram berry sauce into the turkey there'll be no need for stuffing - how sage!

dorothyd

can you chicken out?

Stan2

MW pre sents a treemendous thread!

Marc.B

I tin sel Yew lot are clearly nuts. Yule all end up in (st) Nick and I don't give a fig. Yue sleigh me with your words so I san ta bother to say any more. Ivy, my life already.

Stan2

Does Santa go on a cruise in the summer?

dorothyd

Ho Ho Ho exchanged for Yo Ho Ho?

Carol

A bottle of rum, no ho no, sherry and a mince pie please says Santa.

Stan2

Bought to Santa as gifts from some very wise men?

dorothyd

who might de-myrrh at ducking into a stable where they were shepherded

Celtic C

by Frank, incensed by the shepherds washing their socks

Stan2

all seated round a tub.

Celtic C

as opposed to ass table

Celtic C

?

dorothyd

are we clutching at straws here? or dod someone bang their head on the stable doorway and are seeing stars ...

M. Welshman

Hay there.  The collie, Shep, herd you were making an ass of yourselves and hymn. Let us bray you don't get too horse to sing carols otherwise you'll be in for a silent night and do yourselves a dis-service.

Stan2

Have you seen Beth and her sisters Le and Hem?