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George Bush consulted a psychic to find out when he would die. She gripped his hands, closed her eyes tightly and then said:
"You will die on an arab hoilday..."
George Bush looked tense. "Which one?" He asked. "There are so many!"
The pschycic smiled at him sweetly, and said: "Any day that you die will be an arab holiday."
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A man went to a scientist at his laboratory, and said:
"Excuse me sir, but I am interested in buying a new brain."
The scientist smiled and said: "Right this way sir."
The scientist led him to a room filled with shelve supon shelves, each with several jars sitting upon them. Ine ach jar, a human brainw as clearly visible.
"Now," said the scientist politely, "for the brain of your average Joe, you'll have to pay £100. For the brain of an Oxford Scholar, you'll have to pay £300. For the brain of a politician, you'll have to pay £1,000."
The man looked confused. "May I ask why it costs so much for the brain of a politician?"
The scientist chuckled. "Why, my dear fellow, because it has never been used of course!"