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OH, would they not? How very tiresome. well, As ai was saying. Who on airth does ceka think she is, shoving us all orf the thread? She has no raight. I shall get Daddy to deal with her/ He's a Haigh Court Judge, you know.
And, Lolli, your PATHETIC attempt at mimicking my diction is so bad that I'm going to play the recording of it to the Owls and see if they can guess which TBer was speaking.
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(I'd rather have a Mars Bar myself)
Ai thought Ai'd done quite well in 'mimicking' your diction, actually ceka. When you listen to the recording you'll think it was yourself speaking, I shouldn't wonder.
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A wise man once said, "Through your life the stronger man will prevail. He will always be one step ahead, never looking over his shoulder as he knows exactly where you'll be. There will be no battle of the wits as he will always be cleverer than you....", he drones on like this for a fair few lines, in fact, he doesn't seem to be that wise to be honest. However, my point is this; Mr Taliban, for all his archaic practices and, quite frankly, murderous antics, proved to be a worthy adversary. I am by no means a murderer, yes i carry a gun, and yes i intend to use it with the intention of killing somebody with it, but trying to kill him, well, like Richard Burton said about his marriage to Liz Taylor, "It wasn't easy."
It certainly wasn't.
Unfortunately, i wasn't the stronger man as i was to succumb to a large piece of shrapnel imbedding itself in my right calf, putting me out of action for a fair few months. Never fear I am now recovered, albeit with a Herman Munster type limp, and lucky for me my Army career still intact, but i've had plenty of time to write and finally finished the first draft of my novel.
A sweet sense of karma appears to have enveloped me, and hopefully those moments of agony transpire to be a worthwhile price to pay to have a first novel published.
Ahh who cares, i'm back out in Afghanistan next year so i'll get my revenge!!!
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Bossy Boots!! :D
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One wonders whether Warchild worries. He hasn't responded to any comments made
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmm Double deckers!
Neither was Hoss.
What's a Twirl? Isn't that something Anthea Redfern used to give Bruce Forsyth?
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(sorry Warchild)
It certainly wasn't.
Unfortunately, i wasn't the stronger man as i was to succumb to a large piece of shrapnel imbedding itself in my right calf, putting me out of action for a fair few months. Never fear I am now recovered, albeit with a Herman Munster type limp, and lucky for me my Army career still intact, but i've had plenty of time to write and finally finished the first draft of my novel.
A sweet sense of karma appears to have enveloped me, and hopefully those moments of agony transpire to be a worthwhile price to pay to have a first novel published.
Ahh who cares, i'm back out in Afghanistan next year so i'll get my revenge!!!
P.S. Many thanks for the kind comments.
You put my excuses for not writing to shame!
I can just imagine some fiendish publisher/editor ranting
yes? And? So where this book you promised me? You dont need legs to type, do you? Get on with it.! Never mind the bullet holes - type round them
KEEP SAFE.DONT BE IN SUCH A HURRY TO GET BACK OUT THERE.
It was mostly poetry and although from time to time I get the odd flashback I have never been able to recreate it all.
While I am here can I just say thank you from the bottom of my heart for being out there and doing what you are doing.
God bless you.
Rosie..xxx