Now look, Jonathan: I have this morning had a letter from WM saying, 'I hope that you received my recent letter reminding you that your subscription is due for renewal.'
This comes as a surprise: no, I haven't - it's due in July; and this letter is dated September 2013.
I know you like to get ahead of yourselves in the publishing game, but this is a tad over-excited.
I just hope the same offer is viable when I do come to renew (which I promise I will).
Talk about wishing your life away...