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As the Panto season is over how about we start a Carry On?: 'Carry on up Your Talkback.' The setting is a cake factory somewhere in England. It's owned by Bunn E Gal (played by Jenny, Carol) We can have Skulky Stan - in charge of tarts. Marc the Manager - trying to run the place and keep order. Chip in with your own characters and what you do. Scene 1 on bakery floor.
Marc: 'Oooh, Miss Bunn, look at the size of your baps!'
Bunn: 'Ere, stop messing abart you cheeky devil. I've 'ad one in the oven for a long time'
Marc: 'Mind you I do like a Victoria Sandwich, Victoria. come over here. I fancy a nibble'
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Arthur Slabb: 'Ek as like Ms Eccles, thy thinks y'r bad examle on the rest as like. As rep for ty Cake Cutters and Dough Kneeders I must lodge complaint in't strongest possible terms.' Eeee as like.
" Everyone this is the time and motion expert that the Board have called in, to help improve production. Miss
Harry Ardunn: 'I'm in charge of currents, wots the problem? Oooo , miss,' looking up at T&M lady's head, 'who did your bun?
Enter onto shop floor Sam Skidd. 'Eee gaffer, lavvie won't flush. I been in there for an hour checking runners and riders like and 'ad to use me hands to unblock pan. Also, soaps been nicked again.'
Bunn E Gal. 'Mr Skidd, go back to yopur workplaceand continue filling and cutting sandwiches this instant'.
Eccles: 'Sam likes a good filling, d'nt ya Sam.' tee hee.
Will have to think about this thread for a while.
Nora Lottuptop: 'Sorry I'm late Bunn. I missed me bus an' ad to walk. It's teken me awers. I'm soaked to me pants!'
Bunn: 'Ithought you only lived in Clakett Street'
'Nora: 'Yea but first stop is end of Jackson Street, then opposite Morrisons.. I had to wait ages at Park Road lights, the'd been an accident.'
Aurthur: 'You don't have to follow the chuffin' bus route Nora when you're not actually on the bus!'
Nora looks confused and crestfallen.
Bun: 'Go and get your overall on Nora and stop chuckin that wet brolly about.'
Nora disappears to get changed.
Nora [dashing out of the ladies doing up the last button]: I'm not yuh bruther! I'm a girl, you plonker!
Bunn: 'Here Mr Slabb, can't we sort this out without you adopting that position?'
Arthur: 'What position would like to adopt then Bunn? arf arf'
(raucous laugh from workers)
Bunn: 'Oooo, Mr Slabb, I'm so embarrassed I'll have to pop out for a bit.'
(even louder laugh)
Poptart: 'Arthur I want to put a clainm in for being toasted without marmite.' Poptart was actually quite posh. (not that Victoria Beckham knew anything about it)
Arthur Slabb: (shop steward) 'okay bruvvers, it's one out - ALL OUT!'
Nora, holding two ring doughnuts up to her eyes: 'Ooo, Mr Slabb you do like getting them out don't you.'
[quote=kateyanne]October isn't it? [/quote]
Oh no it isn't!!!!
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When my daughter was little she had lots of imaginary friends. Two of them were Peana and Budder.